Note to the newbies

To our BBA rookies:

Hazing is a fully accepted practice here at the BBA. In fact, Owen has this rubber chicken thing that he is known for. But here's the catch: The longer you wait to make your first post, the worse the rubber chicken hazing gets. Tee Bee, our previous rookie, avoided the rubber chicken all together by jumping into things right off the bat. I doubt Owen will hold off on the rubber chicken again, though. He's been mumbling strange things about Foghorn Leghorn. I recommend you guys introduce yourselves before we let him loose.