You're clearly just yanking my chain

Really.

Perez "Gay as a Tulip" Hilton is a judge in a national BEAUTY contest and lobs a question about okaying gay marriage to a finalist (whom Perez clearly had no idea was a student at a Christian college /sarcasm), and nukes her with a zero for her answer - the only right answer is "Gay marriage and abortion should always and everywhere be legal and acceptable and encouraged" - and she loses.

Perez makes it known that his scoring of the question undoubtedly cost her the crown.

The question from Hilton was especially pointed as it came just five months after the passage of Proposition 8, which banned gay marriage in the state of California. Prejean, 21 [Miss USA 2009 finalist], may not be the first religious Californian to suffer because of her position on the issue.

The director of the largest non-profit theater in California resigned in November after it was revealed he had donated $1,000 to help pass Proposition 8. Gay activists called for a boycott of the California Musical Theater in Sacramento until its director, Scott Eckern — a member of the Mormon church — stepped down after 25 years of service.

There you have it: beauty queens and theater directors are keeping the gays down by having beliefs and taking an incredibly minor part in the democratic process. And they must be stopped.

All the organizers - that includes you, The Donald - have to say is chirp, chirp chirp, chirp.