Only in Milwaukee

Only in Milwaukee are the citizens asked to conserve water when there is too much of it:

With as much as 2 inches of rain predicted for the metro area tonight and Thursday, the Milwaukee Metropolitan Sewerage District is asking for help in preventing sewer overflows those rains might cause.

Remember Milwaukee: When rain is forecast, then if it is yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, you might as well toss it directly into the lake.