Feingold's Gonna Need Some Chap-Stick...

...after this guy finally gets done kissing his butt.

Nicholas Jon Wood has written a fawning, worshipful, nearly-3000 word column explaining why Russ Feingold can/should/will be the next President.

The whole thing is screaming for a fisking, but due to its length and my lack of desire to put that kind of time in, I've settled for a rather incomplete job. Click here to read on.