A scene in the Obama White House

Aide #1: We have to shut up those bloggers named Burri somehow.

Aide #2 (shaking): Yeah, but how?

Aide #1 (slaps Aide #2): Pull yourself together! We'll just pick a fight with the Swiss.

ZURICH, Feb 21 (Reuters) - The right-wing Swiss People's Party (SVP) called on Saturday for retaliation against the United States over a U.S. tax probe into the country's biggest bank UBS that threatens prized banking secrecy.

Aide #1: Then when the war starts...

Aide #2: Brilliant! Then we can force those Burris* into interment camps and forget about them!

* Note that this is the plural form of the proper noun "Burri," not the singular form of the proper noun "Burris." We regret any confusion.