I done gone and took a sick day.

I'm spending today, like yesterday, recovering from the cold I brought home from the Republican National Convention. Shaking hundreds of hands over a four-day period and sleeping 4 hours a night…turns out that's bad for your health.

Note to self: next time, bring hand sanitizer. That's not too metrosexual, is it? I don't have to use it where anybody can see me.