This is how you know their relationship is still young

Bush picking up Pope at airport.

Question: when you pick up the Pope at the airport, do you spring for a parking spot in the short-term lot and then make him walk to the car? Or do you idle at the curb and send somebody else in to find him?

How much luggage does the Pope have, do you figure? Be pretty embarrassing if it got lost. “This never happens when I go to France,” the pontiff was heard to say.