Sure he’s bitter, but at least he’s funny.

At Fighting Bob's, a column by Barry Levenson, curator of Mt. Horeb’s Mustard Museum:

Dear Wisconsin Manufacturers and Commerce,

I want to join! After seeing your campaign ads against Justice Louis Butler, I can tell that you are the organization for me.

…Here's why I want to join your fine organization. Here at the Mustard Museum, we are engaged in a bitter fight with ketchup over which condiment people should be smearing on their sandwiches, burgers, and fries. Who better to know about smear tactics than you guys?

Next step: find a lawyer. Note: this can be harder than it sounds.

Certain members of our readership should note what the lawyer says at about 1:17.