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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Badger Bites, In Haiku

Technically, Badger Bites is now a Wednesday feature. I'm jumping the gun a little, because my schedule looks tough tomorrow. Enjoy!!!
Tweaked inflation rates...
The Pelosi Premium...
This is gonna hurt!

Secret ballot vote?
Not so fast! Sign your name here.
The union says so.

Our Constitution
is a living document,
unlike The Bible

Old School Milwaukee?
Dave says,
Don't order the fish.

He saw dead people.
Wigderson sees idiots.
They're everywhere, too.

Schlitz, Miller, Pabst, Blatz:
The four Titans of Brewtown.
The Rushmore of Beer!

Disneyland, Baghdad?
Quite a cultural surprise,
let's preview some rides.

MPS snow days
will cost three million dollars
unless they're made up.

Badger ex-pat, Sean
survived all the tornadoes.
He still needs a job.