I hereby repeat my offer to submit the results of any sociological study...

...at only half the cost of an actual study.

Baraboo's own Ben Bromley:

I direct you to a recent study from Singapore that reached the following stunning conclusion (you might want to sit down for this): Male primates will do whatever it takes to get sex, but they prefer to do as little as possible.

TA-DA! Believe it or not, it took a team of researchers 20 months to figure this out.