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Wednesday, March 08, 2006

The Packers' Most Versatile Lineman

Man, that Kevin Barry, he can do anything.



March 6, 2006 — U.S. military and intelligence officials tell ABC News that they have caught shipments of deadly new bombs at the Iran-Iraq border.

They are a very nasty piece of business, capable of penetrating U.S. troops' strongest armor.

What the United States says links them to Iran are tell-tale manufacturing signatures — certain types of machine-shop welds and material indicating they are built by the same bomb factory.

"The signature is the same because they are exactly the same in production," says explosives expert Kevin Barry. "So it's the same make and model."
Okay, so maybe that's a different Kevin Barry.

But boy, wouldn't it be fun to put him - the football player, that is - and a couple Iranian mullahs into a room and...you know, just see what happens.

Maybe douse them in barbeque sauce first.