An Oldie But A Goodie

Got this in an e-mail. It's an oldie but still funny.

One day, God came down and announced the end of the world. Of course, newspaper headlines reflected this very fact the next morning.

• The USA Today printed big color pictures, explicit graphics, and cut-away views of a world blown to bits along with the headline, "We're All Dead!"
• The New York Times printed this headline, "World to End Tomorrow: See page 17A"
• The Wall Street Journal printed this headline, "The World Will End Tomorrow: Markets To Close Early"
• The Washington Post reported this headline, "World to End Tomorrow: Women and Minorities Hit Hardest"
• The Detroit Free Press would say, "God Permanently Oppressing Entire World: Now We Are Certain He Is A White, European Male."