Village people

Life in Wisconsin: "It's a small town. You do one thing, make one person mad, everyone knows about it."

So it goes in Darien, Wisc., where, like most small towns, "If [your kids are] out causing trouble, a lot of times you know about it before they get home."

Unfortunately, the town of 1,600, about an hour west of Milwaukee, is embroiled in "investigations, allegations, fines and hearings involving local officials [that] have gotten prominent play in local news."

Doyle must be so proud. And that Blagojavich guy.