Because you know I can't help it...

A little more fun with headlines.

Burris to appear before impeachment panel

You might bring me in, but you’ll never take Steve alive!

(H/t to Marathon Pundit on that one.)

One more, from Wiggy:

What profits Burris to lose his soul?

Whose soul? We've got somebody's soul?

Boy I hope they seat this guy, because I can keep this up forever.