This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a while…

…and I read James Lileks regularly. Mr. Pterodactyl, on something that’s been bugging him about the Olympics:

Forget the controversies, the oppression, the spineless international community, et cetera, and focus on what's really important - not the politics, the politicians. The Chinese ones. Specifically, their names. Hasn't anyone else noticed? President Hu Jintao? Premier Wen Jiabao? Ladies and gentlemen, right there's an Abbott and Costello routine waiting to happen.

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