That's not part of your benefits package.

Found this at Instapundit today:

AN IMMIGRATION AGENT DEMANDS A SEX-FOR-GREEN-CARD SWAP:

The calls from the agent started three days later. He hinted, she said, at his power to derail her life and deport her relatives, alluding to a brush she had with the law before her marriage. He summoned her to a private meeting. And at noon on Dec. 21, in a parked car on Queens Boulevard, he named his price — not realizing that she was recording everything on the cellphone in her purse.

“I want sex,” he said on the recording. “One or two times. That’s all. You get your green card. You won’t have to see me anymore.”

She reluctantly agreed to a future meeting. But when she tried to leave his car, he demanded oral sex “now,” to “know that you’re serious.” And despite her protests, she said, he got his way.

Prof. Reynolds comments:

Just think how things will be if we get national healthcare. "I want sex. One or two times. That's all. You get your operation. You won't have to see me anymore."

I'm not completely comfortable with that kind of pre-accusation, but then, we will be handing power over to untold numbers of bureaucrats, and you know what they say about power.