Re: Wisconsin man named worst writer

Dammit! Passed over again! And I'm a way worse writer than that guy! My prose sucks like the little runt piglet whose much largers brothers and sisters cruelly, but at the same time protectively, as ordained by the laws written by the quill of Mother Nature whose laws both protect and destroy because the needs of the world require it, prevent him or her from reaching the teat until so empty that even the force of a state-of-the-art vacuum, as seen on TV, could not wrest enough sustenance to sustain his tiny pork-filled frame!

How's that? Better?