Top Ten Doyle strategies for re-election

10. New commercial ties Mark Green to the Teapot Dome scandal. Demands Green give back all campaign donations from Warren G. Harding.

9. More photo ops with John Menard.

8. Extreme green beans. Extreme Green Bay Packers. Extreme Green Day. Extreme green jello.

7. Plans to ask WEAC for his scruples back, but just for a couple of weeks.

6. Has the lost Thompson brother on hand to run for Governor, just in case.

5. Plans to crack down on gambling in Wisconsin. Just kidding.

4. More Tony Earl!

3. Is going to raise cash by selling state contracts on eBay.

2. Will keep throwing bull crap against the wall to see what sticks. Has an endless supply at the Governor's mansion

1. Stick it to 'em! After all, it worked for Tommy.