Even the Sports Guy Wants the Beer Mug Back...

Since the piece of the Wisconsin Blogosphere right now is Bill Simmons, ESPN Page 2's "Sports Guy" trip to Milwaukee, let me just point out my favorite part.

8:09 -- Milwaukee's Billy Hall ties the game with a homer, followed by Bernie Brewer sliding down his slide in right field and landing, feet first, on a catwalk. Wait, why didn't he land in the mug of beer? Chip informs us that they jettisoned the mug a few years ago for PC reasons. You know, because Bernie Brewer landing in a mug of beer was causing the teen drinking rate in Wisconsin to skyrocket. I'm beginning to hate living in this country.

Me too, you Red Sox-loving freak.

Me too.

BRING BACK THE MUG!!!