Chris Runs Out of Steam

Sorry, Chris, looks like your aspirations of vicarious fame via a storm of Biblical proportions seems less and less likely.

Chris Runs Out of Steam in the Caribbean

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico (AP) -- Tropical Storm Chris rapidly ran out of steam Thursday morning as it pushed across the eastern Caribbean, prompting forecasters to say it was unlikely to become a hurricane.

Hard to believe, but if the AP reports it, it must be true.