Re: Madison is for...Lovers?

Works for me, as long as we incorporate other similarities with the new sister-city:

HEIR-HEAD Paris Hilton might want to rethink her summer travel plans.

She was rumoured to be visiting the Croatian city Dubrovnik later this year, but locals have demanded a news website ban all reports on her. One person said: "We've had enough of hearing about what time Paris Hilton gets up. It's nonsense."

Hear, hear.