Personal Note to Mike Sherman

(Do you know that former Green Bay Packers Head Coach Mike Sherman is one of our most loyal readers? Do you know that he isn't? Then don't tell me he won't see this. Pfffttttt.)

Coach, if I ever own an NFL team, I'd be honored if you would coach it. You wouldn't be my GM, and neither would that idiot Ted Thompson, but you would be my coach. Well, only if Vince Lombardi isn't available in my dream world. In that case, you could be my OC.

My personal note to Ted Thompson: For cripe's sake, listen and understand a question before you answer it--the audible gasp after you said that Brett Favre wasn't part of your plan for the future probably caused at least 7 heart attacks statewide.