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Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Republican strategy: Push Russ

I'm not fond of the Huffington Post, and I particularly dislike a regular feature by Danielle Crittenden (aka Mrs. David Frum) where she simulates President Bush instant messaging with others. Today's installment (between Bush and Bill Clinton) had an amusing focus, though:
LadeezMan42: btw i had anudder idea 4 u
Kickass43: ?
LadeezMan42: did u hear that dude feingold ovr the weekend?
Kickass43: dat cheesehead wannabe
Kickass43: who wants us to cut & run from iraq
LadeezMan42: bingo
LadeezMan42: he's running for prez
Kickass43: duh
Kickass43: who isnt
LadeezMan42: yeh but he's gonna be rlly rlly anti-war
Kickass43: double duh
LadeezMan42: he's gonna need yr help makin him the candidate
Kickass43: ?!
LadeezMan42: listen--you act scared of this guy
LadeezMan42: get wonderboy 2 say sumpin like
LadeezMan42: "He's the one dude who cd beat us in '08"
LadeezMan42: giv im some momentum
LadeezMan42: & Hillary is O-U-T
Kickass43: ah
Kickass43: i git it
Kickass43: will think bout it
LadeezMan42: u do that
Kickass43: wanna hear our campaign song for '06?
Kickass43: ive downloaded it 2 my ipod
LadeezMan42: k
Kickass43: click here
LadeezMan42: cool
Kickass43: g2g
Kickass43: finishin an email 2 my rents
LadeezMan42: k bye
Give Crittenden this, she sums up Russ's problem. If he gets by Hillary (and everyone else), he'll probably be cannon fodder for Republicans. Provided, that is, we have a candidate and the Senate Republicans haven't destroyed the party.