If found, please call the Republican Party of Wisconsin

Former Governor Thompson won't ever be able to hide from anyone ever again:

Thompson has joined the board of Applied Digital, which owns VeriChip, the company that specializes in subcutaneous RFID tags for humans and pets.

To help promote the concepts behind the technology, Thompson himself will get an RFID tag implanted under his skin.

I'm guessing the WDNR is really going to enjoy this (cue tepid laughtrack).