Contract killing, rural Wisconsin style

I just don't have the words for this:

A 40-year-old rural Boyceville man is accused of offering a hay baler to have another Dunn County man killed because he had romantic feelings for the man’s girlfriend.
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Lemon gave the agent a .44-caliber handgun from his home and agreed to give him a hay baler in exchange for taking care of Dean.

Ugh. A hay baler? Everyone knows it ain't a murder for farm equipment deal unless you throw in a John Deere Combine.