Only in Hollywood - Celebrity Air

Heard this on ESPN Radio's "The Dan Patrick Show" when I went out to lunch in Sheboygan today. Sounded too weird to be true.

It is.

Please note that the air sample captured at the premiere MAY contain air molecules that came in direct contact with the celebrities who were in attendance, including Lindsay Lohan, Adam Brody. Kerry Washington, Kimberly Stewart, David Hasselhoff, Cindy Crawford, Jason Bateman and many, many more.

It's currently bidding at $1075. God help us all.

Better question: Who's Adam Brody?