Baraboo's first baby of 2009 was a frickin' monster.

...he was a big baby boy, coming in at 9 pounds, 10 ounces and 21 inches long...

Kid was born at two minutes to seven yesterday morning, thus denying the parents a refundable tax break for 2008. Brat. And he was four days overdue.

Is that an acceptable excuse for requesting a Caesarean?

Link.