How to have fun and influence elections

Gleefully stolen from Steve - it's all about the children!

When trick-or-treaters come to the door, it will be answered by two large 'Secret Service Agents' with one bearing a nearly empty bowl of candy. If there are two or more tricksters ringing, the agents will compare all of their bags. If one child has more in his bag the agents will take some of his 'earnings' and redistribute it to the others. If there is only one child at the door the agents will take candy from his bag and redistribute it into our bowl, put some acorns in his, thank the child for his patriotism, and close the door.

You don't have to do your place up to pull this one off, just buy one Obama mask and two McCain masks (he'd cross the aisle on this one to play Secret Service, don't you think?), and one bag of candy.

Don't forget the Acorns, and thank you for your patriotism!