Say, what are those?

Those wouldn't be...tickets to this Sunday's Packer game, would they?



Holy crap, they are!

My first ever game at Lambeau Field. In fact, the first NFL game I'll see in person. And the Cowboys are in town.

The Cowboys, who rank only slightly higher than the Bears, Vikings, and maggots in my bratwurst on the loathe-o-meter. This is gonna be sweet.

I'll apologize in advance to the Cowboys for the rough treatment. We usually treat our guests better than that here. Hope you brought plenty of ice.