Now here’s a reason to vote for McCain

Beer Executive Could Be Next First Lady:

Budweiser, then NASCAR's official beer, is brewed by Anheuser-Busch Cos. Inc., whose products have made Cindy McCain and her family a fortune.

Oh. Budweiser. Um…never mind.

More: Townhall’s Amanda Carpenter dubs Mrs. McCain “Cindy Six-Pack.”

Even more: Michelle Obama throws down on Cindy McCain:

The truth of the American experience today for many regular folks is that folks are trying to reach a bar that just keeps moving.

Well, then, just drink at home. It costs less, and you don’t have to drive!