Re: Danica Patrick

When I was young, idealistic, and ready to take over the world, I hoped the "Jib Doctrine" would be something that history books wrote about and which changed the course of American history for the better. Now that I'm older, realistic, and generally pissy, I'm cool with it having to do with repeatedly writing "Danica Patrick."

The web really was innocent all of those...three years ago. We didn't even need to have pictures of Danica Patrick to get swamped with traffic-we just had to write her name. I guess people were just better back in the old days. (That's dry humor for those of you who think I'm serious).