Four straight days watching the NCAA tournament…

…and I have no idea what constitutes a foul and what does not.

Dan Patrick was talking NCAA brackets on 100.5 this morning. He, a professional sports journalist, has only 9 of his Sweet Sixteen games remaining.

I, an unlettered amateur when it comes to college hoops, have 12 of my Sweet Sixteen teams remaining, and 7 of my Elite Eight, thus proving the enormous amount of luck required to pick a successful bracket.

Now if only I could harness that when I want it.