What exactly are the standards for graduating from "probie" status?

I don't think we've ever set actual standards, but I can tell you for sure that if we did, they wouldn't include mispelling the name of a backup administrator!

Furri? LANCE FURRI?

Is that some kind of a shot or something? Making fun of me not being able to grow a decent beard, are you?

Drop and give me twenty, probie. DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!