The Love Boat

Cross posted at Texas Hold 'Em Blogger.

The photoshopping is courtesy of David Lunde.

Hezbollah, exciting and (not so) new (1982).
Come Aboard, Hezbollah’s Americans. We’re expecting you.
Terrorism, life’s sweetest reward.
Let it flow, 72 dark-eyed virgins float back to you.
The Hezbollah Love Boat soon will be making another U.S. tax-paid run.
The Hezbollah Love Boat promises jihad for everyone.
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new (Hezbollah matchmaker service) romance.
Hezbollah Love won’t hurt anymore. It’s an open smile on the martyrs’ shore.

Cruise Director Julie is the one in the burqa.

Check out Debbie Schlussel’s blog, the original source of the information. Debbie is the author of the parody lyrics for the Hezbollah Love Boat song. Brilliant piece of parody and satire!

Read the rest of it. It’s about the cruise ships transporting Americans out of Lebanon. And burn this into your memory:

You–the U.S. taxpayer–are picking up the $3,000 plus cost per person of ships, helicopters, and other transport of terror-supporting, America-hating Americans back to our shores. The cruise ship for which we’re paying is nothing more than the Hezbollah Love Boat, minus the gratuitous bikini shots, cheesy celeb guests, and Gopher.

Update: received a note from Debbie Schlussel. Correcting the record to indicate she is the author of the parody piece as well as the person who requested the Photoshops from David Lunde.