Congrats, Jay! Oh, no, wait...

From Michelle Malkin's latest column:

Last month, the unhinged government school teacher of the month award went to Jay Bennish

I read this, and I thought: “Folkbum?”

No, no, I realized. That’s Jay Bullock. Not Jay Bennish.

See, I saw the words "Jay" and "unhinged government school teacher," and, well, naturally I leapt to conclusions.

What? I kid. I kid, because I care.

And I was a little ticked for a second – how come Folkbum gets mentioned by Malkin and not me?