Ya got 12 hours

Frankly, I'm shocked there isn't a "Are you 18?" entry page here yet. And Lance has even been encouraging you guys to be bad (last time I ever leave him the keys, by the way). Live it up ladies and gentlemen. The party pooper is coming back soon.

Aside: I'm also surprised Lance and Kevin didn't lead a coup in my absence. I know they blame me for the failed plot to take over The Corner in May.