K-Lo Declares War With Wisconsin

Truce! A mighty woman with a torch unites us with the frogs of Paris.:

So, go back to your Dom Perignon, branch out from the Wisconsin cheese now and again, and support the non-ruling caste Frenchmen. And, French friends, if you still feel like joiners, we don't have a 51st state ... yet.

I knew we should have siezed power when we had the chance! WHERE is my trans-quadraplennial transmogrifying distributor?