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Sunday, March 08, 2009

No T.O.

A blog over at Yahoo Sports is compiling a list of teams that have publicly said they're not interested in signing Terrell Owens.

Everybody's aware that the Cowboys let him go, right? Terrell Owens - superstar wide receiver, Godlike talent, and the attidute of a spoiled pre-pubescent boy.

Anyway, the Packers aren't on that list. They probably should be – considering our stable of quarterbacks, there's no way TO stays happy, and his crap could be pretty rough on our developing young guys.

Or…maybe I'm being too kid-glove. They are grown men, after all. Top athletes. You have to be able to handle some adversity.

Hey, maybe that's a good reason to sign TO. To show everybody how good things can be without him. Hard in training, easy in battle, as the Russians used to say. The Packers aren't likely to get to the Superbowl next season - maybe not even the playoffs. So tie that anchor around their necks now, then cut it off for 2010!

Contemplate the brilliance of it. Steinbrenner and Costanza couldn't have come up with a better plan.

UPDATE - In the comments, Eric points out that the Buffalo Bills have picked up T.O.

So they'll be making their run at the Superbowl in 2010.