Breaking News from 1860

The secession process won’t be an easy one

Yeah, I think we found that out.

Ha. Just kidding. The story is about the Village of Caledonia (Racine County) wanting to "secede" from the Racine School District. Hopefully without any call to arms, although with Fred and Kathy down there you can never tell.

Title shamelessly stolen from Best of the Web.