Need Ideas to Get Aaron on Ballot

Aaron is willing to run against Sen. Kohl. Steve at No Runny Eggs gives us the Cliff Notes version of what's needed to be done. The biggest immediate obstacle is collecting the 2,000-4,000 signatures by 07.11. If we could figure out a fast (but legal) way of getting them I say we should go for it even if it's just for the sheer entertainment value.

P.S. How is Robert Lorge getting his signatures? The only thing freakier than his candidacy would be his supporters.