Draft Day

The NFL Draft: a two-day oasis in the lifeless desert otherwise known as the off-season.

I won't be able to plant (get it? Plant? Because you find plants in an oasis. I crack myself up) myself in front of the TV for the whole thing tomorrow, but hopefully I'll at least be inside for the first round.

I've got three words for the Packers' front office: defense, defense, and defense.

Those of you (and you know who you are) who think the Packers should draft Favre's eventual replacement are so completely wrong, you should just consign yourselves to watching soccer for the rest of your lives.